When the sides were determined, and both Satan and Jesus had their followers come with them to their respective realms, one man remained alone, sitting on the fence that divided the two sides.
A while later, Satan came back, and the man asks if he was looking for something.
Satan replies, "No, I found you. Come with me."
The man protests and says "But I sat on the fence, I wasn't on either side, the fence is neutral ground!"
Satan replies, "Nope! I own the fence."